just shut it.

some people shouldn't punctuate their thoughts with a contradicting thought. it just makes you look stupid.

plentiful of nothings

who wants to accompany me to western for an orientation thing for optometry? noooot me!

i feel so tired and drained. help me.

im lame

the bite in between my brows is interfering with my sight. i look like a cat. sexy. i know.

plentiful of nothings

i woke this morning and discovered 5 mosquito bites. who the hell left the window open? one between the brows, left wrist, upper right forearm, right side knee, right ankle. good lord. im a walking itch fest.

weekend was kinda cool. poker friday night. movie hopped on saturday saw stepbrothers and xfiles; surprisingly good, dinner at jasmine thai (amaaaazinggg), then ended the night with poker again. went to a local bbq on sunday. played some volleyball and attempted football in the pool then died while trying to watch the bank job.

felt like death this morning. felt like death at the gym so i slept when i got home.

my niece came home from taiwan. she only speaks taiwanese now. haha funny stuff. <33
ALRIGHT. off to get some phoooooooooooo later.

im playing poker tonight. i suck. but its cheap entertainment.

yesterday i had an ice cream sandwich. talk about being delicious. my stomach doesn't handle dairy products very well. gassy the entire night. i'll just stick to yogurt. thanks.

double nothing

what a stupendously productive day. i scratched off half of my to do list. i haven't been frivolously spending. knock on wood. he went and got his iphone and ran in to Lo from the hills/laguna beach. he sent me a picture with her. i was like HEY! that girl looks familiar!

im so sore. i love it.

im not over the fact that my roommat'es gf is so ugly. he's ugly too. but im just saying.

im brainstorming ideas of how to increase the value of my nonexistent net assets.

wednesdays > tuesdays

another nothing

i was playing with the iphone yesterday. probably one of the best toys i've played with. mine should be coming sometime next week, hopefully. peanuts make me fart. its terrible i know. its weird when your mom starts talking to you about her sex life. don't worry i didn't let her continue. i raised my hand motioning her to stop. she laughed and said: well i thought we were all adults here. yes we are but i don't want to hear your stories. mom also wondered why she had big knockers but none of her kids does. she told christine that one. maybe it skipped a generation. but i wondered about that phenomenon too.

i was stretching yesterday. i saw where all of my stretch marks were hiding. sneaky bitches.

my alarm threw me out of bed. the alarm said GO WORKOUT FATTY. i just snoozed it.

i hate tuesdays.

another nothing

i weighed myself today. the numbers read the same. not even a slight loss. how disappointing.

the weekend was busy. saw wanted for free on friday. saturday started with lunch at fish grill then dark knight. it was one long damn movie. then poker til midnight. i wanted to see if i could get away with playing the crappiest hand. i did. suckers! sunday had lunch at jersey mikes then checked out the surf competition in hb which resulted in terrible tanlines. dinner at thien an.

i need to go to gym. i should go to gym. i will go to gym.

i can't wait until hawaii.

drained.