Tuesday, July 15, 2008

the life.

im going to go to hawaii. i cannot wait. i need to get into shape for the trip but im lazy. my roommate is annoying and loud. he has this deep voice that echoes throughout the house. he's a got a turkish accent. my sister said she stayed up one night studying and heard him having sex with the gf. im glad i wasn't subjected to such nuisances. his gf is ugly. she stole my black flip flops. it was my favorite. bitch. i realized that my last haircut was about 7 months ago, no wonder my ends are sprouting with splits. the vegetable chicken potstickers from costco are delicious but the cabbage makes the room smell like ass. its difficult to workout when you're on your period. maybe its just difficult to workout. period.

he's a sneaky one. too bad his sneakiness can't surpass mine. fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. ass.

i had a dream that i gave birth to quintuplets. i woke up and was never more glad that it was merely a dream.

i went on a last minute trip to vegas a few weekends ago. literally last minute. i saw "O" and it was great. i want to go see wicked. christine said we should make it a sisters date night.

i hate dell with all my heart. they suck. the average lifespan of a dell laptop i'd say is 4-5 years. #*&^$%!!!!

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